What a Woman’s Underwear Says About Her

Almost every man out there loves a woman in something sexy, but every man has their own taste and style of what is sexy in their eyes. Ask a woman if she likes a man in boxers or briefs, the choices are limited. But, we can tell a lot about a woman by the types of underwear & lingerie she prefers… so let’s take a look at what a woman’s underwear says about her:

Granny Panties (or any briefs): She probably leads a boring life and doesn’t do anything remotely adventurous. She probably sits home and watches television all evening and whines how there aren’t ANY good men while life passes her by. Hey wanna go hiking or bike riding? “Oh my PMS is REALLY bad! I don’t wanna go!” In bed you’ll get maybe missionary and that’s about it. Talk about vanilla!!!!

Boyshorts: She secretly wishes she were really a guy. But hey, at least you’ll have someone to watch NFL games with you on Sunday. In bed she’s a mix. Heck, she might even like to try a strap-on!

Victoria’s Secret or other high-end store: This one is HIGH-MAINTENANCE to the MAX!!! Avoid her at all costs. She also probably had 100 pairs of shoes sitting in the closet even though she only wears maybe 10 pair. Her monthly wardrobe budget is probably more than your salary. First date with her? She’ll probably steal your credit card after you put it down and use the restroom while she bolts for the exit to do some “shopping”. AVOID THIS WOMAN AT ALL COSTS!!!!!!

Bikini: This woman is well grounded and independent… the type that is not afraid to take chances.  She can be naughty yet nice and laid back. Yet, she does value male companionship and isn’t a man-basher blaming ALL of her problems on men. In the bedroom she LOVES getting oral, but loves to return the favor, and is open to trying new things. She’s a keeper!

Thong: This one’s a wild one from the word GO! She’s a very high-strung type A. There is NO challenge too tough for her. She likes her Gucci handbag collection in her closet, but in the bedroom, whoa nelly!!!!! There is nothing she hasn’t tried and has invented a few positions of her own! She might be bossy and demanding, but wow is she a wild one! Proceed but with caution.

No underwear: She’s a carefree chick and LOVES playing hard to get. However when you do get her, holy Moses she’s a non-stop sex machine. Better stock up on the Viagra, she’ll be ready for some non-stop 72 hour lovemaking sessions.