What do you get for the man who can be an asshole at times? How about get something special for him this Valentines day, a chocolate version of your butthole… when you care enough to send your anus! Now, of course Edible Anus chocolates aren’t modeled after your specific anus (nothing saying that you couldn’t), but he would never tell the difference?
Get him something to remind him of how he should probably make a point to eat your ass some time that special night… or you could just get him a regular box of chocolates for Valentine’s Day. So this year, give the gift of a butthole that ‘tastes like candy and when it melts in your mouth like poop.’